These are just a few of the visual highlights from this week:
1. Poor alignment. It's not just for women!
Now you too, Manly Man, can suffer from degenerative disk disease, pelvic floor disorder, and bunions. Just assume the pelvic thrust, ballerina turn-out. All while wearing those white pants. At least his shoes are flat.
2. Yoga Teacher Barbie. (Yes, it's true. You can read about it here!)
What's with the accessory chihuahua?
Why are her elbows hyper-extending?
Do you think Barbie finds it difficult to teach various asanas with her perpetual plantarflexion? I kind of thought a mobile ankle joint was a requirement for a yoga class (or to, you know, stand) but then again I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.
3. Depends new adult diapers for men just showed up in our Walgreens.
I'm wondering if anyone else reads heavy sarcasm here? Oh yah, you're reeeeealy fit, aren't you?
I'm also wondering if the gun-metal colored box makes them more exciting to buy. They're not diapers. THEY ARE A WEAPON. A WEAPON AGAINST LEAKAGE.
You want a real weapon against leakage? Start here: Nutritious Movement for a Healthy Pelvis.